December Rage Thread


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    😑 Grrr, tell us why you're mad in the December Rage Thread!


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    I just got a BK that spammed "Need Healing" when I was dead, a Koga that tried to avoid my healing as much as humanly possible and a Zhin that tried to avoid the entire team as much as humanly possible. While constantly getting harrassed by their BK and Ash on a map with multiple parts you can fall off of.

    Anybody with a brain can figure out how that went. 😠



  • @Dusklicious your team went through a mid movie montage to learn the meaning of teamwork and friendship and proceeded to win at the last second all while some catchy 80s song was playing in the background?


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    @OriginalEquinox said in December Rage Thread:

    @Dusklicious your team went through a mid movie montage to learn the meaning of teamwork and friendship and proceeded to win at the last second all while some catchy 80s song was playing in the background?

    Good one. πŸ˜†

    No, we lost, and pretty much everyone except somehow the Raum had a miserable KDA, because I was constantly getting isolated and knocked off while most of the rest of the team went off to kill themselves.



  • Egh WHEN WILL KING OF THE HILL LEAVE ONSLAUGHT GAMES...!!!?

    I want my static point defence map.
    No RNG bullshit.
    I want semi tight, small medium maps with fairly good cover, high ground, spacing and the ability to fall back to base quickly for items and healing.
    Marauders Port draws the line in many ways in how its size stresses the mobity of many champs.



  • Mad because Alisson decided to handle the ball stupidly outside of his box...

    Okay, not Paladins related, but still



  • OMG WHY THE FUCK DO I SOLO QUEUE

    WTH is a three flank comp plus heal pip

    I really regret solo queueing...

    THis is why I add anyone good enough for my standards if I play XD


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    Fun Fact: Account Level isn’t the measure of your skill.



  • @DambaKing

    I met a level 280 who can't deal as much damage as I did using Barik...

    Fun fact, Barik is my highest DPM tank in Guru


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    There's nothing better than trying to learn a champion while the rest of your team make everything as difficult as possible, and you end up actually doing the best of your team even though the match was an absolute nightmare where they all abandoned you leaving you to die and ignored your ults...

    Yep, I was trying out Combat Medic Pip. And that happened to me.


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    @Dusklicious This is the primary reason I've been clowning around a lot on training matches - maybe too much. No one says anything about champs, talents or whatever. Most of the time I have to carry. Helps with survival cause 99% of the time the support doesn't heal worth anything. Had a MR Seris that did LEGIT ZERO healing. I could hear on the mic "how do I do this?"... pretty funny. Their account level was 21 - high enough to enter ranked - scary...

    Edit: So after writing that about that Seris, I decided to look up their account... 34% win rate and playing ranked too. OMFG.

    loser.png


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    @DaddyOoker said in December Rage Thread:

    Edit: So after writing that about that Seris, I decided to look up their account... 34% win rate and playing ranked too. OMFG.

    I thought you are scary but this πŸ‘€



  • @DaddyOoker I reached diamond again (all the time when I try) but there is only one thing annoying my: toxic teammates.


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    Guru match history never seems to work any more... πŸ˜‘

    Guru for me right now.png

    Rest of the site works perfectly fine, but there's something wrong with the match history pages... πŸ€”


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    @KicsitCsicska said in December Rage Thread:

    @DaddyOoker I reached diamond again (all the time when I try) but there is only one thing annoying my: toxic teammates.

    Uhh, OK.. I have a new item suggestion...

    Toxic Transfer: Transfer your teammates toxicity to the other team. 10% per level.

    πŸ™‚


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    @Dusklicious Yeah, it's been doing that. It does work - you just have to try it again after the error and then it's fine until next time.


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    I am officially ALWAYS going to makes sure Cassie is banned EVERY RANKED GAME, and my ban list is now going to reflect that. Seriously, she's broken, braindead, with stupid burst, good mobility, good range... F***, she's almost on level with MAKOA with just how broken she is right now.

    Let me ask you again, Adanas, HOW is going 17/2/6 every other match she's played in make Cassie remotely balanced?



  • Dusk, we dont mention the names of the devs here

    @Dusklicious


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    @Demigod said in December Rage Thread:

    Dusk, we dont mention the names of the devs here

    @Dusklicious

    Well, he did say that, and there's just so much evidence proving that was a load of nonsense. It's not like the devs shouldn't be made aware of their mistakes. Calling him out is really only reasonable when he pushes forward utter BS like that.

    He and the rest of EM need to know somehow that the community absolutely will not tolerate inaction on a broken character because apparently she somehow has a balanced winrate by their data (which, back when better meta was a thing, could easily be disproven anyways).



  • "Tanks shouldn't buy Cauterize. Leave the red items for the damage dealers and flanks"

    SEA Servers, and this crap



  • @DaddyOoker Almost funy


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